Caprice Bourret ***PAPARAZZI BIKINI***

One of Britain's top plastic surgeons claims to have created a template for the perfect boob job. After carefully studying the breasts of thousands of top celebrities, Dr. Patrick Mallucci came to the conclusion that the perfect boob has an upper half that is just a bit smaller than the lower half and has a nipple that points slightly skywards. "The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion—that is, the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at least 45 per cent from the top," claims the doctor. He also went on to judge the breasts of some of Britain's top celebrities, crowning model Caprice Bourret as having the nicest set and handing the ultimate insult to Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) for having "unnaturally round" globes. Mallucci presented his findings in a research paper titled "Concept Design for Breast Augmentation," which he says is all about "wanting to create something as close to perfection as possible."